Is November busy season in Los Santos?
I'd say you should take this with a pinch of salt, but there's too much salt in the average Western diet already. Try a few shavings of fresh ginger root, or a sprinkling of sesame seeds. Or whatever you deem appropriate to the news that Grand Theft Auto 5 will release on 7th November 2014, according to online retailer GameSeek. Rockstar has yet to confirm or deny this claim - I'll keep you posted.

The new version of GTA 5 is broadly identical to the Xbox 360 original, though the visuals have been treated to an extensive tune-up. All content created for GTA Online so far will be available to Xbox One players straight away, too. Once more with feeling: are you genuinely minded to buy twice?