So that's all that was required? Just ask up ye, upon the heavens, and Idlehands88 shalt deliver whatever you ask?
Well, then #1 -- shit, why didn't I wish for a big bag of money or something? Stupid, stupid... But *otherwise*:
Seriously, that's it -- I know they say that "Jesus" dude was able to walk over puddles and make wine out of Aquafina and shit ... But as saviors go, I'm pretty sure that Idlehands88 gets the nod. Shit, you just stole Christmas away from Jesus -- now *that* was an impressive task, son! :)