What not say to a police officer

[Sephiroth]

• I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  
• Is that a 9mm? That's nothing, look at my 44 Magnum brah.
  
• You must have been going over 120 to keep up with me.
  
• Sorry Officer, my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
  
• I was going to be a cop, but decided to finish high school instead.
  
• Are you the guy from the village people?
  
• Bad cop. No donut.
  
• Your not going to check my truck are you?
  
• Gee that gut doesn't inspire confidence.
  
• Didn't i see you get your butt kicked on cops?
  
• I pay your salary.
  
• Wow, you look like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends night stand.
  
• I thought you had to be in good shape to be a police officer.
  
• Is it true people become cops because they can't get a job at McDonalds?
  
• Well, when i reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell out and lodged between the brake and gas.

[THUMBS]

just play this old skool record