The "manual" wasn't good reading material while pooping. :-/ Too short.
What's up with those flimsy single sheet of paper manuals? Friggin' environmentalist tree-hugging bastards!
Back in my day, you had huge, weighty manuals with plenty of pages to read while you were droppin' a deuce!
Ah well... At least they were innovative in putting the manual in the GAME! Very clever. Digital Manuals... So that's the future of manuals and gaming!