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    Funny, yet disgusting story.

    It's 2:30AM, my girlfriend and I are about to head to bed, but we both need to pee. So we head to the bathroom. I wait till she's done, but I feel I don't just need to pee. So I say "I think I need to poop." I then sat on the toilet, while my girlfriend looked in the mirror. I pushed slightly.... Then bam, it sounded like someone squeezing the crap out of bubble wrap for a few seconds. My girlfriend jumped in the air from the noise that my butt made, while I am just laughing so hard still pooping on the toilet...



    There, story over. Great story, yeah? =D
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    Why can't I unread this? the mental image is too much to take!
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    Re: Funny, yet disgusting story.

    Quote Originally Posted by x Revenge Inc x View Post
    Why can't I unread this? the mental image is too much to take!
    LMFAO. It was so funny. You shoulda been there.... <.< =D
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Shark View Post
    LMFAO. It was so funny. You shoulda been there.... <.< =D
    LMAO! wtf? That's hilarious in a twisted sort of way lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RpGGuY View Post
    LMAO! wtf? That's hilarious in a twisted sort of way lol!
    I'm serious, my girlfriend said you need to be there for it to be funner. What she meant to say was "You need to be there for it to be funnier."
    If someone posted something like this on here, or somewhere else, I'd laugh at it.... I have a sick sense of humor as well. XD
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    .........I don't even....

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    Re: Funny, yet disgusting story.

    wow wish i never read that

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    Wow lmao.......
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