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    Best one line joke you've ever heard?

    What's your funniest one liner? We all are DYING to know!

    Mine: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Last edited by Paradox; 09-28-2012 at 02:30 AM. Reason: Added Joke
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    Re: Best one line joke you've ever heard?

    this is mine

    i used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow in the knee XD

    nah im just kidding this is the real one

    what do you call two mexicans playing basketball???

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    Re: Best one line joke you've ever heard?

    here's a good one:
    I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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    Re: Best one line joke you've ever heard?

    here's mine: I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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