To anyone and everyone!

I am now in need of someone that can make Intro videos to make me a intro video.
I would want it under, or 30 seconds.
Black background.
Include the text "X360QUICKY At 360HAVEN Presents".
Not too fussed about the colours for the text.
An effect with the text and some sound effect(s) (what ever you're capable of doing).
The more creative the better but anything would be appreciated really.
I look forward to seeing what people come up with, and thanks in advance people, this will be much appreciated!