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    Got any funny jokes? Share them here!

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    Mom:son, go make up your bed. son:why do i have to make my bed if i'm just gunna sleep in it again? mom:why do u clean your ass if ur just gunna shit again?

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    Re: Joke Thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrese View Post
    Mom:son, go make up your bed. son:why do i have to make my bed if i'm just gunna sleep in it again? mom:why do u clean your ass if ur just gunna shit again?
    Because it smells, messy and is full of Bacteria that could carry sickness...? :P
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    Yes thats one answer, but it wasn't a question it was a joke....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrese View Post
    Yes thats one answer, but it wasn't a question it was a joke....
    I know it was a joke........ I was answering the mom's question lol
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