"A girl and a boy are sitting opposite to each other on a bus and looking at each other."
Boy thinking: Wow!! what a beauty :)
Girl thinking: OMG! he's so handsome :)
Boy thinking: Look at those full lips, and i haven't even mentioned her eyes yet...
Girl thinking: Wooow, he's so muscular, i bet he's training a lot...
Boy thinking: Also a nice sexy figure and long beautiful hair en those cheeks... (sigh)
Girl thinking: Why I don't have a boyfriend like him? Such boys are never asking my number :(
Boy thinking: Awww, what an angel! Look how she's looking at me...(sigh)
Girl thinking: Omg, he's looking at me, i should smile a little bit.
Boy thinking: Her smile.. she likes me.. :)
Girl thinking: Wait...Imma throw him a wink hihi.
Boy thinking: Hell yeah! Finally she's mine.
Girl thinking: Omg, he's so cute 100% my type, but i shouldn't let him notice me...quickly, look away.
Boy thinking: wow, such pretty long eyelashes... beautiful. what should i do? Iphone.. imma pull it out my pocket yeh, maybe she's just too shy to talk to me.
Girl thinking: Omg he's pulling his iphone out of his pocket, he's going to ask my number :O
Boy thinking: Finally found the woman of my dreams.
Girl thinking: If i go with thim.. i'll marry him and have beautiful childeren.. yes, he's sooo'ooo cute!
"Suddenly the bus brakes hard. Before the boy knew what was happening, he fell, he lay still;: At her feet"
Boy: I'm sorry i didn't do it on purpose ! :(
Girl: AUWW.. are you stupid or what? Watch your steps you fool!
Boy: What stupid, i just apologized to you didn't i ??..You... YOU WITCH!
Girl: DAFUQ??.. WITCH <_< Are you talking to me? Look at yourself IDIOT, je look like SHIT!! Is your stylist dead or something?
Boy: Who me? haha, Have you seen yourself in the mirror lately? You don't even look like a human.
Girl: HAH!! Look who's talking! Give me your number so my fiance can tell you who i am!
Boy: Please.. go away.
Girl: I just said, give.. me.. your....NUMBER!
Boy: Come on.. i already apologized to you.
Girl: Give me your number quickly... hurry up!! I have to get off the bus now.
Boy: NOOo please. I don't want any troubles, please leave your 'fiance' out of this. Didn't i apologized to you?
Girl: I don't have a fiance, give me your number because i'm going to call you tonight!
Boy: Wait, i'll come with you :D