Wife : Honey can you help me with the garden?
Husband : Do I look like a Gardener?
Wife : Honey the toilet is broken ..
Husband : Do I look like a Plumber??
( Later The husband went out for lunch & when he came back everything was fixed )
Husband : Did you fix all this?
Wife : No the neighbors son did
Husband : Oh ok
Wife : He said I had to make him a burger or sleep with him ..
Husband : You made him a burger right?
Wife : Do I look like Burger King?