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  1. #1

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    Fake smile I request a raise in salary

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    I do physical labour.

    I work at great depths.

    I plunge head first into everything I do.

    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

    I work in a damp environment.

    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

    I work in high temperatures.

    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    P. Niss

    The Response:

    Dear P. Niss:

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    You do not work 8 hours straight.

    You fall asleep after brief work periods.

    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

    You will retire well before you are 65.

    You are unable to work double shifts.

    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.

    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

    V. Gina

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    Saint Warrior

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    Re: I request a raise in salary

    Lmao......that was hilarious, I do really enjoy reading it. Thanks Original Boss
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    reapermech is offline
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    Re: I request a raise in salary

    lol that was great boss i really needed a good laugh i almost had tears in my eyes :)

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    The Immortal God

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    Re: I request a raise in salary

    hahaahaha, that was hilarious, great share Boss
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  9. #5

    matthewjohn is offline
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    I request a raise in salary

    ha ha ha u crack me up boss :)
    Last edited by matthewjohn; 02-24-2014 at 09:19 AM.

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    Sephiroth is offline
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    Re: I request a raise in salary

    haha, hilarious indeed.
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    What i have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion.

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    Re: I request a raise in salary

    just awesomr

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