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    Your funniest jokes

    Alright, lemme start first :)



    Birthday

    Husband: Hey, isn't it almost your birthday?
    Wife: Yes?
    Husband: Where would you like to go for your birthday?
    Wife: uhm..... hehe, some place i haven't been to in a long time.
    Husband: How about the kitchen?

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    Lottery



    Husband: Sweetheart, what would you do if we won the lottery?
    Wife: ehhm.. hehe, i'd take half of the prize money and divorce you? Hehehe.
    Husband: Good. We've won $30. Here's $15. Now get lost.


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    Re: Your funniest jokes

    Wife: "How would you describe me?"
    Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
    Wife: "What does that mean?"
    Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
    Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
    Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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    Re: Your funniest jokes

    Why do brides wear white?

    So the dishwasher matches the stove. ;)
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    Re: Your funniest jokes

    Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
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    Re: Your funniest jokes

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    1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
    3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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    Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

    Cause they can't fit in D-shells!

    Wakka wakka!
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