Now, for a reading from the Book of MS, chapter eight, verse two:
And lo, Microsoft had decreed the identities of the people were in peril,
'Those who wish to be renamed shall have it so and I shall not want for much,'
And the people came, papers of identification in hand,
They bestowed upon Microsoft goods of reduced bulk
And the people rejoiced, with new monikers exclaiming their interests
in Master Chiefs and blood of tigers and objects numbering four hundred and twenty
This week's Xbox Live deal is 30 percent off a Gamertag name change for all Gold subscribers, bringing the cost down to a total of 560 MS Points ($7).