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The Shark
03-28-2012, 01:43 PM
It's 2:30AM, my girlfriend and I are about to head to bed, but we both need to pee. So we head to the bathroom. I wait till she's done, but I feel I don't just need to pee. So I say "I think I need to poop." I then sat on the toilet, while my girlfriend looked in the mirror. I pushed slightly.... Then bam, it sounded like someone squeezing the crap out of bubble wrap for a few seconds. My girlfriend jumped in the air from the noise that my butt made, while I am just laughing so hard still pooping on the toilet...

There, story over. Great story, yeah? =D

x Revenge Inc x
03-28-2012, 01:47 PM
Why can't I unread this? the mental image is too much to take!

The Shark
03-28-2012, 01:48 PM
Why can't I unread this? the mental image is too much to take!

LMFAO. It was so funny. You shoulda been there.... <.< =D

XajNyne
03-28-2012, 01:51 PM
LMFAO. It was so funny. You shoulda been there.... <.< =D

LMAO! wtf? That's hilarious in a twisted sort of way lol!

The Shark
03-28-2012, 01:52 PM
LMAO! wtf? That's hilarious in a twisted sort of way lol!

I'm serious, my girlfriend said you need to be there for it to be funner. What she meant to say was "You need to be there for it to be funnier."
If someone posted something like this on here, or somewhere else, I'd laugh at it.... I have a sick sense of humor as well. XD

Renegade
03-28-2012, 01:59 PM
.........I don't even....

Noctis Caelum
03-28-2012, 02:06 PM
wow wish i never read that

thegutta
03-28-2012, 02:19 PM
Wow lmao.......

CloudStrife7x
03-28-2012, 04:13 PM
i knew i shouldnt have read this after reading the title to the thread lol, omg i cant get the image out of my head :056:

Serious_M
03-28-2012, 08:18 PM
wow this is indeed disgusting but if you got to go you need to gooooo right lol