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Paradox
09-28-2012, 02:13 AM
What's your funniest one liner? We all are DYING to know!

Mine: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

WarpedChalice
09-28-2012, 12:30 PM
this is mine

i used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow in the knee XD

nah im just kidding this is the real one

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball???

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lickerout
09-28-2012, 01:45 PM
here's a good one:
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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09-28-2012, 02:48 PM
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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09-28-2012, 06:53 PM
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''

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09-28-2012, 08:44 PM
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CloudStrife7x
09-28-2012, 09:21 PM
here's mine: I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Paradox
09-28-2012, 09:21 PM
Nice jokes guys! Where did you get them from the internet? Just kidding I'm sure they are legit.

Serious_M
10-06-2012, 08:04 AM
these are some nice yokes , to bad i don,t have one lol

WarpedChalice
10-06-2012, 08:43 AM
these are some nice yokes , to bad i don,t have one lol

hahahaha yokes XD

thegutta
10-06-2012, 08:59 AM
Damn i had a great joke in mind but then i got high.

crash884
10-10-2012, 10:20 PM
Well not to be racist or anything :p, but my friend just told me this.

I'm still waiting on the MythBusters episode of, "Once you go black, you never comeback"

I just thought it was hilarious seeing them trying to test that theory lol