Tifa is a member here?!

[Emerald Lance]

Holy balls taco, Batman! We have Tifa as a member here?! That's AWESOME! However, I do have a few small concerns about this...

1) This is in direct violation of rule 68 of the internet: there are no girls on the internet, no exceptions. (I don't care what anybody else says, that's rule 68!)
2) Her only posts are just spewing ads. Isn't this a violation of the website guidelines?
3) I know the head admin is into Final Fantasy 7, but doesn't Tifa belong to Square? And doesn't Square produce almost all of its product to SONY? And aren't we all kinda... against SONY?

Other than all this however, I'm enjoying the family resorts Tifa keeps asking me to go on, as well as the restaurants she keeps asking me to go to. Tifa certainly is knowledgeable about what is hip and trendy. ^-^

[feudalnate]

It's an advertisement bot to earn the site some revenue

[Paprika]

Other than all this however, I'm enjoying the family resorts Tifa keeps asking me to go on, as well as the restaurants she keeps asking me to go to. Tifa certainly is knowledgeable about what is hip and trendy. ^-^

Maybe it is a hint that she wants you :) Me on the other hand keeps telling me to go to Melbourne, maybe to get mugged:P

But to Tifa Tits of GTFO :P

[Renegade]

Tifa? Who the hell is Tifa, Her name is GigantaBoob ok? :D

[Emerald Lance]

I'm sorry, what Tifa meant to say is: "I don't much like the way you're talking about me, Renegade." Tifa is a strong and independent woman, and I think it would be best for all involved if we were all respectful of her. Besides, I hear she's got a scary vicious Limit Break that involves using her ridiculously huge melon crushers to destroy the crap out of any opponents. *shudders*


Maybe it is a hint that she wants you :) Me on the other hand keeps telling me to go to Melbourne, maybe to get mugged:P
That would be awesome... *drools* (I mean about Tifa wanting me, not about you getting mugged. Well, actually... lol jk)


It's an advertisement bot to earn the site some revenue
Lies and slander, good sir! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP1hWtMRxpk)
Tifa would never betray us like that.

[Sephiroth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPKfqSdgis4&playnext=1&list=PL9B2B324495B82BAB

[CloudStrife7x]

Hey guys stop looking at my girl alright Tifa can do whatever she wants, she is mine and no one elses or u will have to face my power

[Emerald Lance]

@Spehiroth. Tifa pre-FF7. Right after the Nibelheim incident, Tifa quickly found herself without a home. As a way to make enough money to live on, she briefly changed her name to Tiffany and was allowed to fill in for Edge at the WWE when he was visiting his family in Ontario. She was soon offered her own spot as GigantaBoob (which is why she has such history with the name) but the drug tests found copious amounts of untested steroids, crack cocaine, crystal meth, and trace amounts of herbal Viagra and Baby Aspirin. Needless to say, she was quickly discharged from the WWE. She then found her way to Midgar, where she worked as a bartender in the Sector7 slums. She worked there for a few years and even contemplated suicide, until Cloud showed up one day looking for work as a mercenary, where he was hired by AVALANCHE (who's base of operations was in Tifa's bar).

Sadly, her past addictions to crystal meth and Baby Aspirin left her with a crippled mind. An example of the aftereffects of such addictions is her catch phrase "dilly dabble dooble da" which keeps changing because she can never quite remember how it really goes (like when she tries to comfort Cloud in Advent Children and ends up saying "dilly dally shilly shally" even going so far as to try and pass her own retardation off as something Aerith used to say.)

EDIT: Sorry Cloud, the secret's out of the bag now.

[CloudStrife7x]

No take it back emerald she is the only one i have since sephiroth killed my other girlfriend Aerith dont think i forgot sephiroth we were planning to get married and u had to go and kill her also i dont care about Tifas problems i love her no matter what

[Emerald Lance]

i dont care about Tifas problems i love her no matter what
... She lied to you about your own past (which, if I recall correctly, you couldn't remember for yourself, so you NEEDED her to tell you the truth... and she didn't) and let you live in a fantasy world where you repressed your own mind into thinking you were Zack, and that YOU were the one who defeated Sephiroth in the Nibelheim reactor instead of Zack. In fact, you didn't even remember Zack at all for a while; the first time you were able to remember the truth of what really happened, it was because your memory of Zack jogged your memory a bit. Then, when you were suffering from Mako poisoning, she LITERALLY WENT INTO YOUR HEAD AND REWROTE IT!!!

And, to seal the deal, here's a little something-something Sephiroth never told us. (Shame on you, mister admin *wink*) This picture explains it all. (http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2006/263/8/5/Quarter_Circle_Punch_issue_2_by_Didj.jpg)

I know, it was the Baby Aspirin talking, not her. But do you -still- not care about her problems?

[CloudStrife7x]

No its not true it cant be i dont remember my memory is still fogging whats happening im seeing sephiroth in my mind what going on aaaaahhhhhh

[Emerald Lance]

My work here is done.

[CloudStrife7x]

No i will not be taken not this time i am done living a lie, i remember everything now, and even though Tifa has her problems i will help her through her issues, becuase thats what u do for someone u love.

[Emerald Lance]

And how does Cloud make you feel, Tifa?

[Emerald Lance]

"Life is a struggle; technology creates more idiot proof things, and the universe creates better idiots; so far the universe is winning"
All I got from that was "dabble dabble do daa!" But I think she just insulted you... Sorry bro. *sad face*

[CloudStrife7x]

http://forums.funny-games.biz/picture.php?albumid=169&pictureid=1362

[Emerald Lance]

http://forums.funny-games.biz/picture.php?albumid=169&pictureid=1362
Looks shopped.

[Sephiroth]

No comment http://www.360haven.com/forums/images/icons/NewfunnyIcons/Hehe.png

[CloudStrife7x]

ur just mad because amy doesnt love u anymore


http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz207/weresonic12/sonic%20and%20amy/KnuxsequedaconAmy.jpg

[Renegade]

Wtf....did this thread really just turn into a role-play thread? Wasn't aware we done that here? In that case..*takes panties off*

[CloudStrife7x]

Wtf....did this thread really just turn into a role-play thread? Wasn't aware we done that here? In that case..*takes panties off*

wait renengade what do u mean nobody is role-playing here ive always been cloud dont u remember, no dont tell me sephiroth got to u as well, dont worry i have the cure so u will remember we can still save u

[Emerald Lance]

ur just mad because amy doesnt love u anymore
Hey! Now you've gone too far. You leave Amy out of this, you. She'll have nothing to do with some red (read: "Communist") echidna. YOU'RE just mad because Tifa paid Sephiroth to kill Aerith in the first place; hell, even Sephiroth himself refuses to comment on it, him with his smug little smily. So there! *cries in corner*


Wtf....did this thread really just turn into a role-play thread? Wasn't aware we done that here? In that case..*takes panties off*
Stay outta this, Goku. We don't want to see you taking anybody's panties off. Not unless you're gonna do it with Instantaneous Transmission, in which case it suddenly becomes okay.

[Renegade]

Son Goku > Sonic > Zack > Cloud > Sephiroth > Aeris > Tifa

[Emerald Lance]

Son Goku > Sonic > Zack > Cloud > Sephiroth > Aeris > Tifa
Wow. You win the internet, Goku. That was basically the "NO U" of this thread. Nobody can compete with logic like that. Cloud, I propose we call a truce. That is, unless Tifa disagrees?

[Emerald Lance]

"Life is a struggle; technology creates more idiot proof things, and the universe creates better idiots; so far the universe is winning"
What was that, Tifa? "Dabble dee du daa daa dabble"?

I see. Well, I guess we're back where we started, then. Sorry Cloud, no deal. Your "girlfriend" just insulted her last chili dog.

[CloudStrife7x]

fine i didnt want a truce in the first place and i dont mind Tifa paying Sephiroth to kill Aerith never really liked her

[Emerald Lance]

i dont mind Tifa paying Sephiroth to kill Aerith never really liked her
Hey, I don't know if you caught that or not. Tifa just said "dabble dee du daa daa dabble" to me. That's the lewdest thing a person could ever say... about chili dogs. This isn't even about Aerith anymore.

It is so on between me and you. So here's my official challenge. Your MUGEN character verses my MUGEN character, best 2,562,346 out of 5,124,691.

Be there, or be SQUARESOFT! (...yeah.)

[CloudStrife7x]

im fine with that i would say the samething

[MaSTA SoLIDUS]

fine i didnt want a truce in the first place and i dont mind Tifa paying Sephiroth to kill Aerith never really liked her

Truer Words were never spoken

[Renegade]

fine i didnt want a truce in the first place and i dont mind Tifa paying Sephiroth to kill Aerith never really liked herBut why? Aeris (Aerith = crappy dub name) has ribbons and doesn't afraid of anything.

[CloudStrife7x]

Hey, I don't know if you caught that or not. Tifa just said "dabble dee du daa daa dabble" to me. That's the lewdest thing a person could ever say... about chili dogs. This isn't even about Aerith anymore.

It is so on between me and you. So here's my official challenge. Your MUGEN character verses my MUGEN character, best 2,562,346 out of 5,124,691.

Be there, or be SQUARESOFT! (...yeah.)

Bring it on i am ready whenever ur ready ive been waiting for this day to come and unlike eggman i only need one battle to defeat u



But why? Aeris (Aerith = crappy dub name) has ribbons and doesn't afraid of anything.

Aeris never really did it for me but that doesnt mean i wouldnt be with her and Tifa if she were alive

[Emerald Lance]

http://www.crunchyroll.com/media-502198/mugen-cloud-vs-sonic

http://www.360haven.com/forums/images/icons/NewfunnyIcons/confused.pngYou win this round, Cloud. But be warned, I shall return...

[CloudStrife7x]

http://www.crunchyroll.com/media-502198/mugen-cloud-vs-sonic

http://www.360haven.com/forums/images/icons/NewfunnyIcons/confused.pngYou win this round, Cloud. But be warned, I shall return...

Yay i won but maybe u can help me beat sephiroth he cheats


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBt0S7ixoo&feature=player_detailpage

[Emerald Lance]

Hey, that was your own fault. First you should have equipped the Cure materia like Sephiroth did, and second you failed to realize that he could've used Ultima or Meteor and ended you in a single hit. (FACT)

Even with my help, he would defeat us both (presumably with the ban-amune). Sadly, the only true match for Sephiroth is Nightmare Broly. But he was killed by Omega Tom Hanks. And we can't count on Omega Tom Hanks to fight Sephiroth. Not after their last match...

[Emerald Lance]

"Daba dabble daba duu daa dabble duu dee dee daa dee dabble."

Oh Tifa, everybody knows you can't beat Omega Tom Hanks. That's just silly.

[CloudStrife7x]

Hey, that was your own fault. First you should have equipped the Cure materia like Sephiroth did, and second you failed to realize that he could've used Ultima or Meteor and ended you in a single hit. (FACT)

Even with my help, he would defeat us both (presumably with the ban-amune). Sadly, the only true match for Sephiroth is Nightmare Broly. But he was killed by Omega Tom Hanks. And we can't count on Omega Tom Hanks to fight Sephiroth. Not after their last match...

dont worry i used a phoenix down to revive nightmare broly and we can also get goku to help us



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr4SnHrZ1zo&feature=player_detailpage

[Emerald Lance]

Yeah, but we also have Omega Tom Hanks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI1rKLQ7mxs

[CloudStrife7x]

yay and with him there is no way we lose

[Emerald Lance]

Hear that, Sephiroth? Your days are numbered, buddy! HUZZAH!

[CloudStrife7x]

Hear that, Sephiroth? Your days are numbered, buddy! HUZZAH!

Yah bring it on Sephiroth we are ready whenever u are

[Sephiroth]

I actually paid omega tom hanks to fight by my side.http://www.360haven.com/forums/images/icons/bad-smile-icon.png

[Emerald Lance]

I actually paid omega tom hanks to fight by my side.http://www.360haven.com/forums/images/icons/bad-smile-icon.png
http://www.360haven.com/forums/images/icons/O_O.png

We're screwed.

[CloudStrife7x]

http://www.360haven.com/forums/images/icons/O_O.png

We're screwed.

No we will stand together as one we shall not give up

[feudalnate]

Why is this thread 5 pages long..