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THUMBS
03-02-2014, 09:25 PM
The unlockables you'll never unlock
Now that you can get Achievements for everything from buying an Xbox One to watching TV, developers are going to have to step up their game. We've set the ball rolling with some utterly tasteless suggestions.

For insights on how Microsoft redesigned the Achievements system for Xbox One, peruse our chat with Xbox Live exec Chad Gibson. You may also wish to read about the eight Xbox One achievements that every player should unlock.140131. Chase Me - 33%

Watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation during December three years in a row on Netflix.
2. That was awkward

Kinect sensed four people in the room who haven't said anything to each other for 15 minutes in Fighter Within.
3. Wipeout

Kinect sensed tears while you were alone in Fighter Within.
4. Unhappy Mondays

Shouted "F***ing hell" 50 times in an hour in Killer Instinct.
5. Suits you!

You got the power sandals in Ryse: Son of Rome.
6. Geordie Boy

Voice command successfully understood and acted upon in North-East of UK in FIFA 14.
7. Melon Farmer

Obscenity screamed in excess of 100 decibels in FIFA 14.
8. Scare-a-Beeny

Examined the wall textures for two hours in Ryse: Son of Rome.
9. Sick individual - 2%

Vomited 500 litres into vomitorium in Ryse: Son of Rome.
10. Up yours - 100%

Unlocked Frankie Howerd in Ryse: Son of Rome.
11. One-up

Gave the referee the finger in FIFA 14.
12. This is England

Lose after taking a promising early lead in FIFA 14.
13. Your five-a-day

Kinect detects Brussels sprouts on your dinner plate.1401414. I can't allow you to do that, Dave

Kinect sensed the outline of a PlayStation 4 controller in the room. Xbox is sad. Minus 250. System entering standby mode for 30-minute penalty in Xbox Dashboard.
15. Nine Points on Your licence

Three more and you'll have to do a non-skippable tutorial and attend a support group in Forza Motorsport 5.
16. Every Day is Like Sunday

14 hours continuous play on a Sunday in FIFA 14.
17. Every Day is Silent and Grey

14 hours continuous play on a Monday in FIFA 14.
18. You go, girl

Did one sit-up in Xbox Fitness.
19. Optical Expression

You didn't blink for four minutes in Battlefield 4. (Please press 'A' to confirm that you are still alive or Microsoft Automated Emergency Response will notify your local doctor.)
20. Dead hard - 5%

Kill 500 people using the wooden spoon in Dead Rising 3.
21. Dead harder - 1%

Eat 500 people using the chopsticks in Dead Rising 3.
22. Adrian!

Hummed the Rocky theme in Xbox Fitness.
23. Animal magic - 1%

CloudStrife7x
03-02-2014, 09:38 PM
lmao those are some achievements i would want lol

JDX
03-03-2014, 01:16 AM
Gave the referee the finger in FIFA 14.

looks like im turning my Kinect back on lol

thegutta
03-03-2014, 01:52 AM
Lmao awesome achievements :D