View Full Version : So...my girlfriend wants to wax me....Help?
Renegade
01-11-2012, 08:02 PM
So my girlfriend thought it's a great idea to wax me...because let's face it i'm a saiyan monkey right now. I'm so hairy on my chest, and body, and lower back and tailbone. Just wondering if anybody has went through the phase of waxing and would share some stories about it? Does it hurt lol. I've never had it done so ya.."
Original Boss
01-11-2012, 08:05 PM
I would never wax i trim every now and then but being completely shaved is just not natural to me the only thing i would wax is my lower back im like a silver back gorilla
CloudStrife7x
01-11-2012, 08:08 PM
ive never waxed either but from the looks of it sounds like it will hurt, good luck Renegade XD
Serious_M
01-11-2012, 08:22 PM
My advice don,t do it the pain is like hell :raage:
Renegade
01-11-2012, 08:30 PM
My advice don,t do it the pain is like hell :raage:I don't have a choice lol...either i take it like a man..or she'll do it in my sleep.
Emerald Lance
01-11-2012, 08:32 PM
Yes and no. If it's done right it'll sting a bit and you'll be tender, if it's done wrong it will make you wish for the sweet embrace of death.
Make sure whoever does it pulls the skin back tight against the motion of the wax paper; when the skin is pulled -BY- the wax paper, that's what causes most of the pain. You just want the wax to pull the hair, not the skin along with it, so make sure your skin is pulled tight against it. A professional will get upset if you try to correct them, so hopefully your girlfriend is the one doing it and she'll understands when you pull back on your skin. I can't stress it enough, it makes the difference between uncomfortable pain and unbearable pain. Think of it as Kamehameha vs X100 Super Big Bang Kamehameha. ^-^
Also, it might be scary, but be sure the paper gets ripped away swiftly. Yeah, it might hurt, but you don't even want to imagine the pain you'd feel if whoever was peeling took their time.
One last bit of advice, don't tense up. It'll cause your skin to tense, which will make it harder for your skin to let go of the hair. Just try to be calm and breathe fluidly. Good luck.
Renegade
01-11-2012, 08:48 PM
Yes and no. If it's done right it'll sting a bit and you'll be tender, if it's done wrong it will make you wish for the sweet embrace of death.
Make sure whoever does it pulls the skin back tight against the motion of the wax paper; when the skin is pulled -BY- the wax paper, that's what causes most of the pain. You just want the wax to pull the hair, not the skin along with it, so make sure your skin is pulled tight against it. A professional will get upset if you try to correct them, so hopefully your girlfriend is the one doing it and she'll understands when you pull back on your skin. I can't stress it enough, it makes the difference between uncomfortable pain and unbearable pain. Think of it as Kamehameha vs X100 Super Big Bang Kamehameha. ^-^
Also, it might be scary, but be sure the paper gets ripped away swiftly. Yeah, it might hurt, but you don't even want to imagine the pain you'd feel if whoever was peeling took their time.
One last bit of advice, don't tense up. It'll cause your skin to tense, which will make it harder for your skin to let go of the hair. Just try to be calm and breathe fluidly. Good luck.Ren is scared O.o LOL
Sunnysideup
01-11-2012, 08:53 PM
well ur girlfriend must like seeing u in pain dont do only when high
Emerald Lance
01-11-2012, 10:30 PM
I hope your girlfriend know that hair grows back thicker and longer when removed. Unless you plan to constantly wax, you're gonna get even hairier when it finally does come back. She knows that, right?
007sonic
01-12-2012, 04:36 AM
I've seen video's on people getting waxed and um....ouch? ._. :x_x:
voidmage09
01-12-2012, 09:39 AM
i hear its more pain full if ur fat or any fat parts on ur body if this true i dont know campare if u were smaller sizes
longy999
01-12-2012, 12:30 PM
You sir, are a braver man than me, there's no way in hell anybody would be waxing me. One of my mates is ridiculously hairy and has his chest and back done but its done by a professional and he says it still hurts like hell. Thankfully I'm not a particularly hairy person so will never have to endure this kind of suffering.
I'm sure you will be fine though, I suppose once you start you have to carry on, unless you want to look like the guy from 40 year old virgin lol
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Sephiroth
01-12-2012, 02:06 PM
Found this on another site, lol.
WAX is NOT your friend
CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...they laughed till they almost cried as they could just see this happening! (And they feel it too!)
All hair removal methods have tricked women & men with their promises of
easy,painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner,
play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit
out of the medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.
It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss.
How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out.
(Ya think!?!)
So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other
stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so
I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees (cold wax, yeah,right).
I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin tight and pull.
It works! Okay, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad.
I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-Rah, fighter
of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.
With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I
sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship.
I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same
procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini
line, covering the right half of my 'hoo-hoo' and stretching down to
the inside of my butt cheek (yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply
and brace myself.....RRRRIIIIIPPPPP!!!!!
I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.
CRAP!!!!
Another deep breath and RRIIPP!!! Everything is whirly and spotted. I
think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing drums???
Breath, breathe...okay, back to normal.
I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!
There's no hair on it. Where is the hair???
WHERE IS THE WAX???
Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see
the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.
CRAP!!!
I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which
is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake...
remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet?
I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.
DANG!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door.
'Hoo hoo'?? sealed shut!
Butt?? sealed shut!
I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to
figure out what to do and think to myself, 'please don't let me get the urge to poop.
My head may pop off!' What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!!!
Hot water melts wax!!
I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the water should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right???
WRONG!!!!!
I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
Now,the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together
is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water.
Which, by the way, does not melt cold wax.
So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement epoxied myself to the porcelain!!!
God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a
phone put in the bathroom!!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone.
It's a very good conversation starter.
'So, my butt and hoo-hoo are glued together to the bottom of the tub!!'
There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me.
She wants to know exactly where the wax is located,
'are we talking cheeks or hoo-hoo?'
She laughing out loud by now...I can hear her as I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
YEAH RIGHT!!!
I should be the joke of someone else's night.
While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!!!
By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and
I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.
My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace...the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to loose at this point? I rub some on and
OH MY GOD!!!
The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend.
It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. IT WORKS!!! It works!!!
I get a hearty congratulations from my friend and she hangs up.I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair...
THE HAIR IS STILL THERE...ALL OF IT!!!
So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.
Next week I'm going to try hair color...
Krauser
01-12-2012, 03:30 PM
If u were you, i would fine a better girlfriend who likes me as a saiyan am i )))
im kidding, if its a good-bond between you, then who am i to judge ya right?)
On topic: Im 1 day late, sorry. If that already happen, then u r one of the bravest man =) if not, listen to me, ive got something to tell xD
Ive never been wax-ed or shav-ed in many places, so im not really good in this and that, but for your question. Yes, it hurts, like a lot, Big Bang Kamehameha <--- Bullcrap compared to this pain) Thats the video-material and the words of my friends who have walked through that procedure (is that a right word for it?)
I mean your hair will grow up even more after waxing, did your girlfriend knew that?
BTW, if that done wrong it could damage not only your monkey hair but also your skin, nobody wants that, but heck it could happen right? So if she insist on it, better do it with some professional help, they should handle it with care =)
Also, why the hell she wants to do that? I mean you are super saiyan, your power is in your hair xD
p.s. Sorry too much jokes, dont get offended, keep it cool :3
Genkaaku
01-12-2012, 05:12 PM
Bro. Just a suggestion. When you say your lower body I really...I mean REALLY suggest. NOT to do the man junk area. The process afterward is the worst.
You can't walk right, it itches like hell, and the best thing is...you have to live with it until the hair grows back. Same goes to the inner buttocks region.
Word from the wise and unlucky: Just don't do it. Waxing is a torture device.
I truly do not see the need to do all these painful things in order to "look better".
If your girl or guy or if you haven't found that person yet loves you then why do all this painful BS.
Ha ha! Just my 2 cents.
Renegade
01-12-2012, 07:40 PM
If u were you, i would fine a better girlfriend who likes me as a saiyan am i )))
im kidding, if its a good-bond between you, then who am i to judge ya right?)
On topic: Im 1 day late, sorry. If that already happen, then u r one of the bravest man =) if not, listen to me, ive got something to tell xD
Ive never been wax-ed or shav-ed in many places, so im not really good in this and that, but for your question. Yes, it hurts, like a lot, Big Bang Kamehameha <--- Bullcrap compared to this pain) Thats the video-material and the words of my friends who have walked through that procedure (is that a right word for it?)
I mean your hair will grow up even more after waxing, did your girlfriend knew that?
BTW, if that done wrong it could damage not only your monkey hair but also your skin, nobody wants that, but heck it could happen right? So if she insist on it, better do it with some professional help, they should handle it with care =)
Also, why the hell she wants to do that? I mean you are super saiyan, your power is in your hair xD
p.s. Sorry too much jokes, dont get offended, keep it cool :3It hasn't happened yet...but she keep saying "I can't believe you actually agree'd to it...MWUAHAHAHA" That's me agreeing to something again without thinking.
Bro. Just a suggestion. When you say your lower body I really...I mean REALLY suggest. NOT to do the man junk area. The process afterward is the worst.
You can't walk right, it itches like hell, and the best thing is...you have to live with it until the hair grows back. Same goes to the inner buttocks region.
Word from the wise and unlucky: Just don't do it. Waxing is a torture device.
I truly do not see the need to do all these painful things in order to "look better".
If your girl or guy or if you haven't found that person yet loves you then why do all this painful BS.
Ha ha! Just my 2 cents.We've been dating for a long time. We love each other. I love pain...but never experienced this before. Guess it's time to go to the next level of Super Saiyan.
CloudStrife7x
01-12-2012, 08:07 PM
It hasn't happened yet...but she keep saying "I can't believe you actually agree'd to it...MWUAHAHAHA" That's me agreeing to something again without thinking.
We've been dating for a long time. We love each other. I love pain...but never experienced this before. Guess it's time to go to the next level of Super Saiyan.
yes the next level Super Saiyan 1 million, then maybe you will be at my level lol, just so you know i am a Super Saiyan God XD
Genkaaku
01-12-2012, 10:49 PM
We've been dating for a long time. We love each other. I love pain...but never experienced this before. Guess it's time to go to the next level of Super Saiyan.
Dude. I wish all the best of luck to you. The nads region and wax. That alone should advance you beyond your current state. xD
Be sure to update us with your "experience" if it happens. He he.
longy999
01-13-2012, 12:01 AM
Found this on another site, lol.
My god, if that doesn't put you off then nothing will!!!
Emerald Lance
01-13-2012, 01:17 AM
Oh yeah, another thing! Geez, I can't believe I almost forgot this. Don't pull the paper straight up, pull it back. I hope that's clear, because I don't know how to say it any other way. Straight up will stretch the skin and hurt a lot more, peeling back will not stretch the skin and will hurt much less. Think of it like removing a bandage, it's pretty much the same motion.
Good luck Ren. I'm sure you could reach SSj5. (Super Saiyan 5!? Are you serious!? You really believe I could surpass Kakarot!?)
Paprika
01-13-2012, 03:17 AM
Found this on another site, lol.
AHAHHA fucking hilarious, superb find. Rene, we will hold a minute silence for your when you do this (or a minute of laughter as you agonize over the pain:P )
maxrio
01-14-2012, 01:02 PM
Do whatever your girlfriend said are always good:have a nice day:
i've never wax just shave it :p
JobeStroud
01-14-2012, 01:49 PM
If you are going for a wax job. make sure you do a very good trim. If you have long hair it is going to be really painful. Mainly cause hairs are not the same length. Do a good solid trim before you go with a trimmer. It isn't that bad except around the nuts. It will be itchy like someone said earlier. But after you do the waxing you are like a bare canvas. It is up to you to keep it under control after that. After a month of keeping your shit short, it won't be itchy and all that. Try it out. It will hurt. New experience and all that..
Monkey573000
01-14-2012, 03:49 PM
Play along with it somewhat, agree to waxing everywhere but below the belt and shave that. It'll hurt, but take it like a man. I'm sure your girl will be happy to reward you afterwards ;)
Emerald Lance
02-08-2012, 06:29 AM
So hey! What's the news on this? We haven't heard anything in a while. I assume you went through with it. How'd it go?
Krauser
02-08-2012, 10:02 PM
So hey! What's the news on this? We haven't heard anything in a while. I assume you went through with it. How'd it go?
Indeed! Curious too :3 btw, look at the time he probably grew some hair back at this point xD
Krauser
02-08-2012, 10:02 PM
So hey! What's the news on this? We haven't heard anything in a while. I assume you went through with it. How'd it go?
Indeed! Curious too :3 btw, look at the time he probably grew some hair back at this point xD
Renegade
02-08-2012, 10:54 PM
Still hasn't happened yet lol
Noctis Caelum
02-08-2012, 11:05 PM
i wanna wax my ass hair...but its alot
CloudStrife7x
02-08-2012, 11:08 PM
Still hasn't happened yet lol
postpone it as long as u can lol
Noctis Caelum
02-08-2012, 11:35 PM
postpone it as long as u can lol
yea really...its goin to hurt like hell lmao
Dualla
02-09-2012, 12:09 AM
--> good luck ^^ ( that is not me )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_E1bFLhLmc&feature=related
altara
02-09-2012, 04:27 PM
yea it hurts if she doesn't do it right. like the paper and the wax has to come off quickly and completely in one strip she does or else she has to pull it again which hurts even more
R A R E S
02-23-2012, 04:32 AM
Ouch is all I have to say hahaha!
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