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Here's one: Hey Gil. Why'd the homo cross the street?
Mom:son, go make up your bed. son:why do i have to make my bed if i'm just gunna sleep in it again? mom:why do u clean your ass if ur just gunna shit again? :094:
Yes thats one answer, but it wasn't a question it was a joke....
"I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it, can't eat it, can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, 'Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.'"
"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door."
"A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body." :086:
:086:"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper." :029: