Where's your f*cking Ferrari then!! ?
Lady: Do you smoke?
Boy: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Boy: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack?
Boy: $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Boy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be$10,800 correct?
Boy: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Boy: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked,that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accountingfor compound interest for the past15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Boy: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Boy: Where's your fucking Ferrari then!! ?
~Javed Rasin
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Re: Where's your f*cking Ferrari then!! ?
Keep these coming these are fking awesome
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Lmao the was funny great share Seph :)
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Boy , he,s got a point lol
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these ware so funny, keep them coming Seph
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Originally Posted by
Sephiroth
Lady: Do you smoke?
Boy: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Boy: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack?
Boy: $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Boy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be$10,800 correct?
Boy: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Boy: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked,that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accountingfor compound interest for the past15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Boy: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Boy: Where's your fucking Ferrari then!! ?
~Javed Rasin
:lol:
hahaha that was great Sept.....lol
Re: Where's your f*cking Ferrari then!! ?
Oh man thanks for the comeback next time someone bitchs about how much I smoke, cause everyone who bitchs about it drives beat up cars lol
Re: Where's your f*cking Ferrari then!! ?
:lol: Nice! I quit smoking almost 3 years ago...so only about 12 more to go then, right? ;)