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Your funniest jokes
Alright, lemme start first :)
Birthday
Husband: Hey, isn't it almost your birthday?
Wife: Yes?
Husband: Where would you like to go for your birthday?
Wife: uhm..... hehe, some place i haven't been to in a long time.
Husband: How about the kitchen?
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Lottery
Husband: Sweetheart, what would you do if we won the lottery?
Wife: ehhm.. hehe, i'd take half of the prize money and divorce you? Hehehe.
Husband: Good. We've won $30. Here's $15. Now get lost.
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Re: Your funniest jokes
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
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Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the stove. ;)
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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Re: Your funniest jokes
Five Important Qualities
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?
Cause they can't fit in D-shells!
Wakka wakka!