It's 2:30AM, my girlfriend and I are about to head to bed, but we both need to pee. So we head to the bathroom. I wait till she's done, but I feel I don't just need to pee. So I say "I think I need to poop." I then sat on the toilet, while my girlfriend looked in the mirror. I pushed slightly.... Then bam, it sounded like someone squeezing the crap out of bubble wrap for a few seconds. My girlfriend jumped in the air from the noise that my butt made, while I am just laughing so hard still pooping on the toilet...
There, story over. Great story, yeah? =D





















