Listen up, jerk-head. If you're not too busy being a stink-face, and you're as terrible as we are at coming up with vulgar smack talk portmanteaus, Amazon's offering a discounted master's class in the form of Bulletstorm -- it's today's Deal of the Day, making it temporarily available for $39.99.

* Bulletstorm (Xbox 360, PS3, PC) -- $39.99, down from $59.99