Simple Maths
Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left?
Student: 10 doughnuts.
Teacher (understanding how naughty student could be): Oº°˚˚°ºĶ, well what if the person forcefully takes 2 doughnuts, what do u have left?
Student: 10 DOUGHNUTS AND 1 DEAD BODY.
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China Phones Have 3 Simcard
Girl: How much do u love me?
Boy:I love you so much I can't measure it!
Girl: Just say it please!
Boy: Ok i am a phone and you are my simcard.Without simcard a phone is useless so without you i am useless!
Girl: Oh that's so amazing and so sweet!
Boy: (To himself) THANK GOD SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT SOME CHINA PHONES CAN EVEN USE 3 SIMCARD!
~Javed Rasin