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1. It’s up there for a reason.
2. Not touching that!
3. Poor seals.
4. Crazy things might happen
5. OMG WAFFLES!
6. You wouldn’t want that, now would you?
7. Creepy
8. Just don’t do it. Ok?
9. Nope. Nope. Nope.
10. You better watch yourself!
11. And given free coffee.
12. May cause unexpected fish babies
13. In simple terms.
14. You've been warned.