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    Re: So...my girlfriend wants to wax me....Help?

    I hope your girlfriend know that hair grows back thicker and longer when removed. Unless you plan to constantly wax, you're gonna get even hairier when it finally does come back. She knows that, right?

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    Re: So...my girlfriend wants to wax me....Help?

    I've seen video's on people getting waxed and um....ouch? ._.
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    Re: So...my girlfriend wants to wax me....Help?

    i hear its more pain full if ur fat or any fat parts on ur body if this true i dont know campare if u were smaller sizes
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    Re: So...my girlfriend wants to wax me....Help?

    You sir, are a braver man than me, there's no way in hell anybody would be waxing me. One of my mates is ridiculously hairy and has his chest and back done but its done by a professional and he says it still hurts like hell. Thankfully I'm not a particularly hairy person so will never have to endure this kind of suffering.


    I'm sure you will be fine though, I suppose once you start you have to carry on, unless you want to look like the guy from 40 year old virgin lol


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    Re: So...my girlfriend wants to wax me....Help?

    Found this on another site, lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Google

    WAX is NOT your friend
    CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...they laughed till they almost cried as they could just see this happening! (And they feel it too!)


    All hair removal methods have tricked women & men with their promises of
    easy,painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax.


    My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner,
    play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit
    out of the medicine cabinet.' So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.

    It was one of those 'cold wax' kits. No melting a clump of wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss.
    How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out.
    (Ya think!?!)
    So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other
    stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so
    I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees (cold wax, yeah,right).

    I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin tight and pull.
    It works! Okay, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad.
    I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-Rah, fighter
    of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

    With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I
    sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship.

    I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same
    procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini
    line, covering the right half of my 'hoo-hoo' and stretching down to
    the inside of my butt cheek (yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply
    and brace myself.....RRRRIIIIIPPPPP!!!!!

    I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!
    OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

    Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip.
    CRAP!!!!

    Another deep breath and RRIIPP!!! Everything is whirly and spotted. I
    think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing drums???

    Breath, breathe...okay, back to normal.
    I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!
    There's no hair on it. Where is the hair???
    WHERE IS THE WAX???

    Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see
    the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.

    CRAP!!!
    I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which
    is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake...
    remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet?
    I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.
    DANG!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door.
    'Hoo hoo'?? sealed shut!
    Butt?? sealed shut!
    I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to
    figure out what to do and think to myself, 'please don't let me get the urge to poop.
    My head may pop off!' What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!!!
    Hot water melts wax!!

    I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the water should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right???
    WRONG!!!!!

    I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
    Now,the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together
    is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water.
    Which, by the way, does not melt cold wax.

    So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement epoxied myself to the porcelain!!!

    God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a
    phone put in the bathroom!!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone.
    It's a very good conversation starter.

    'So, my butt and hoo-hoo are glued together to the bottom of the tub!!'
    There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me.
    She wants to know exactly where the wax is located,
    'are we talking cheeks or hoo-hoo?'
    She laughing out loud by now...I can hear her as I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
    YEAH RIGHT!!!

    I should be the joke of someone else's night.

    While we go through various solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!!!

    By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and
    I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

    My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace...the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to loose at this point? I rub some on and
    OH MY GOD!!!

    The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend.
    It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. IT WORKS!!! It works!!!

    I get a hearty congratulations from my friend and she hangs up.I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair...

    THE HAIR IS STILL THERE...ALL OF IT!!!

    So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

    Next week I'm going to try hair color...
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    Re: So...my girlfriend wants to wax me....Help?

    If u were you, i would fine a better girlfriend who likes me as a saiyan am i )))
    im kidding, if its a good-bond between you, then who am i to judge ya right?)
    On topic: Im 1 day late, sorry. If that already happen, then u r one of the bravest man =) if not, listen to me, ive got something to tell xD

    Ive never been wax-ed or shav-ed in many places, so im not really good in this and that, but for your question. Yes, it hurts, like a lot, Big Bang Kamehameha <--- Bullcrap compared to this pain) Thats the video-material and the words of my friends who have walked through that procedure (is that a right word for it?)
    I mean your hair will grow up even more after waxing, did your girlfriend knew that?
    BTW, if that done wrong it could damage not only your monkey hair but also your skin, nobody wants that, but heck it could happen right? So if she insist on it, better do it with some professional help, they should handle it with care =)
    Also, why the hell she wants to do that? I mean you are super saiyan, your power is in your hair xD
    p.s. Sorry too much jokes, dont get offended, keep it cool :3
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    Re: So...my girlfriend wants to wax me....Help?

    Bro. Just a suggestion. When you say your lower body I really...I mean REALLY suggest. NOT to do the man junk area. The process afterward is the worst.
    You can't walk right, it itches like hell, and the best thing is...you have to live with it until the hair grows back. Same goes to the inner buttocks region.

    Word from the wise and unlucky: Just don't do it. Waxing is a torture device.
    I truly do not see the need to do all these painful things in order to "look better".
    If your girl or guy or if you haven't found that person yet loves you then why do all this painful BS.

    Ha ha! Just my 2 cents.

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    Re: So...my girlfriend wants to wax me....Help?

    Quote Originally Posted by Krauser View Post
    If u were you, i would fine a better girlfriend who likes me as a saiyan am i )))
    im kidding, if its a good-bond between you, then who am i to judge ya right?)
    On topic: Im 1 day late, sorry. If that already happen, then u r one of the bravest man =) if not, listen to me, ive got something to tell xD

    Ive never been wax-ed or shav-ed in many places, so im not really good in this and that, but for your question. Yes, it hurts, like a lot, Big Bang Kamehameha <--- Bullcrap compared to this pain) Thats the video-material and the words of my friends who have walked through that procedure (is that a right word for it?)
    I mean your hair will grow up even more after waxing, did your girlfriend knew that?
    BTW, if that done wrong it could damage not only your monkey hair but also your skin, nobody wants that, but heck it could happen right? So if she insist on it, better do it with some professional help, they should handle it with care =)
    Also, why the hell she wants to do that? I mean you are super saiyan, your power is in your hair xD
    p.s. Sorry too much jokes, dont get offended, keep it cool :3
    It hasn't happened yet...but she keep saying "I can't believe you actually agree'd to it...MWUAHAHAHA" That's me agreeing to something again without thinking.

    Quote Originally Posted by Genkaaku View Post
    Bro. Just a suggestion. When you say your lower body I really...I mean REALLY suggest. NOT to do the man junk area. The process afterward is the worst.
    You can't walk right, it itches like hell, and the best thing is...you have to live with it until the hair grows back. Same goes to the inner buttocks region.

    Word from the wise and unlucky: Just don't do it. Waxing is a torture device.
    I truly do not see the need to do all these painful things in order to "look better".
    If your girl or guy or if you haven't found that person yet loves you then why do all this painful BS.

    Ha ha! Just my 2 cents.
    We've been dating for a long time. We love each other. I love pain...but never experienced this before. Guess it's time to go to the next level of Super Saiyan.
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